Last Saturday was the first Christmas-themed Fancy Schmancy Creature Feature of the year, and chat delivered some ice-cold prompts.
Perhaps the most transgressive one was “snowman with big naturals and junk in the trunk.” Not going to lie, that wasn’t a single prompt, I just mashed a couple together to come up with this monstrosity. This response on Bluesky had me howling.
The second one came in from Mr. Byte: snowman realizing he owes back taxes. I like to think of this one as Frosty the Snowman coming into life as a full-grown adult, and the IRS being suspicious that he’s never had an income before.
Be sure to join me on the Twitch channel most Wednesday nights EST for the Fancy Schmancy Creature Feature, where I play a curious eldritch scholar on a quest to draw every beast in the multiverse with chat’s help. See you there!
Thanksgiving is days away, and for the last FancySchmancy Creature Feature on Twitch, I drew turkeys based on chat’s suggestions. Here are the three we drew, ready for plucking.
Conan the Barbarian
This was my favorite suggestion by far. I like the idea of a lone warrior defending his people against the feasting hordes.
Nomad
A turkey getting in a late autumn hike. Drawing birds with human arms and legs will never not be funny to me.
Morbidly Obese + Pope Hat
For this one, I combined two prompts from chat. I think the backstory is, this is the bird who administers last rites to every turkey being sent to the dinner table. And since he’s lasted multiple Thanksgivings, he’s had plenty of time to fatten up.
Join me on my Twitch channel for future Creature Features and to submit suggestions of your own.
Your sanity is a chili dog. And Chthulu’s worked up an appetite.
This was a merch design my Twitch chat and I imagined months ago, and I finally got around to making it. This one’s dedicated to your Sega nostalgia and your love of Lovecraftian terror. Check out the Fourthwall merch store below.
Inktober has come and gone, and I’m not going to lie: this year’s prompts were bad.
I’ve had a dubious relationship with Inktober for the past few years. For one thing, I rarely finish them before the month is out. For another, the creator’s trademark shenanigans and suspicious “parallel thinking” left a bad taste in my mouth years ago. But I was craving a drawing challenge last month, so I said, why not.
And, hoo boy, were these prompts stinkers.
Usually there are a couple of related prompts in the list, and I like this, because it gives you the challenge of trying to figure out how you’re going to differentiate them. But this year’s list was almost entirely travel themed, which resulted in a lot of redundancy.
I did my best to make them weird, gave up in the middle, and just started drawing octopuses based on my Twitch chat’s suggestions — a tradition we might continue as Octo October next year. In the meantime, enjoy my efforts! And no, almost none of these were done on the appropriate day, nor did I finish until November. I’m a rebel that way.
Day 1: Backpack
This one was based off an angler fish. If you look closely, you can see where the male angler fish bit into its skin, becoming nothing more than a pair of gonads for its indifferent hostess. (I didn’t actually draw this, but it’s there.)
Day 2: Discover
Here’s where I knew this Inktober was going to be rough. I drew a creature based on a pair of binoculars, not realizing Binoculars would be the prompts for day four. I was the kid who rarely read the directions all the way through, in case you’re wondering.
Day 3: Boot
I like to imagine this one is a benevolent parasite who eats your callouses and toe fungus when you wear him. Try getting that out of your head now.
Day 4: Exotic
This is about as exotic of a pet as I could imagine.
Day 5: Binoculars
Since I already drew a creature with binoculars, the only solution was to draw a creature even more ocular than that.
Day 6: Trek
This one was the “live long and prosper” Vulcan hand sign turned into an alien face.
Day 7: Passport
I don’t know where these stamps are from, but given how carnivorous they look, I assume they’re all from Australia.
Day 8: Hike
This ended up looking like Sasquatch on Ozempic for some reason.
Day 9: Sun
This one ended up being my favorite. Imagine this looking down at you on a beach day. Put on that SPF one billion.
Day 10: Nomadic
Carcinization is the tendency of crustaceans to evolve into crab-like species. But I like to imagine it as a human wizard’s spell that accidentally backfired.
Day 11: Snacks
Watch where you snack!
Day 12: Remote
Spider Turtle would like to know why you disturbed his slumber.
Day 13: Horizon
Thus continuing my obsession with drawing horrifying space orbs.
Day 14: Roam
This dragon salesman (salesman dragon?) ended up looking a lot like Trogdor.
Day 15: Guidebook
This is the exact moment I gave up on the Inktober prompts and drew skull mushrooms instead. This, also, is one of my favorites.
Day 16: Grungy
I drifted slightly back towards the prompt with this one.
Day 17: Journal
This was the nail in the prompt coffin. Journal? Really? After passport and guidebook? How many bibliographical prompts can you have in a single Inktober? Anyway, this weird creature is better than a journal.
Day 18: Drive
This is where things started drifting octopus-ward.
Day 19: Octocat
From this point forward, I started taking prompts from Twitch chat to draw octopuses.
Day 20: Octospaghetti
Now, that’s a spicy meatball.
Day 21: Octohorny
This could have gone a very different direction, and you’re welcome that it didn’t.
Day 22: Octofairy
This one grants you eight wishes.
Day 23: Octo-I-Refuse-To-Say
All I’m going to say is, this one is based on a notoriously feared meme from the late 90’s, and you can blame TheHamOfficial for the suggestion. (They’re also a phenomenal illustrator, so go follow them, even if it’s against your better judgement.)
Day 24: Octocollision
Kersplat!
Day 25: Octogossip
Spilling the tea while looking fabulous.
Day 26: Octoshakespeare
Alas, poor Yorick. I straight up ate him, Harukio.
Day 27: Octoscream
Munch on that.
Day 28: Octofurbie
Behold, the horror.
Day 29: Octofan
Day 30: The End
Chat told me to draw poo poo pee pee. I can think of no better conclusion to this year’s Inktober. Until next time!
Some day you wake up and you just need to draw a crab with a little cowboy hat and a lasso.
Credit to my friend Daedlogistics for getting these parody lyrics to Bon Jovi’s “Wanted Dead or Alive” stuck in my head while I was streaming the drawing process:
I’m Crab Cowboy / On a seahorse I ride / I’m wanted / Buttered and fried
